ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair